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Host Club T.O.s - Chapter 1

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Now we pick up where we left off good readers, and in two days time we situate ourselves at the gates of this great Academy where our foreigners stand. At present they're making sure they've gotten the right place because well if they did then…

"…That is one big school." came the reply from the brown boy with the long midnight ponytail and azure shades.

His friend with the deep red hair gazed up at the school with the others, "You're telling me…" He gasped. The tiniest boy wearing the Ouran uniform slouched over, blonde bangs covering his eyes, "Makes me feel puny…" He cried slightly. A different boy with raven hair and a blue band shrugged indifferent.

"I've seen bigger…" The blonde quickly turned on him.

"Like slag you have!"

"How do you know what I've seen and not seen??"

"Kia, Nessa, please don't start now…" The redhead groaned, a hand at his temple. Both complied but continued to glare at each other. Behind them stood what one would perceive as a life-size robot, who had resting on his shoulders another pair of boys. However they wore the uniform of the younger grade, which to the one with the red hat, upset him ever so slightly.

"Sucks that you guys start earlier than us..." He frowned, looking up at the school; why couldn't he come with them here too??

The one with the midnight high ponytail smiled slightly at him, "It's OK Jay, we can meet up after school OK?" The boy, now Jay sighed very long, "Fiiiiiiiine…." He agreed reluctantly.

The other boy looked around curiously at the school, "This looks like the private school dad tried to send me to once...Right, Tap-Lan?" He asked his 'robot' who nodded in comprehension; truth was it wasn't a robot but a bodyguard; unlike the other boys this boy was used to seeing rich kid schools and such.

"This school looks better than any I've seen back home...that includes the colleges and universities," The redhead exclaimed, the brown boy nodding in agreement, "No kidding; I doubt there's any like this back there,"

"There's a few in London," Jay replied, "They were cool,"

High ponytail shook his head out of his stupor, "Well at any rate we should probably get going now huh?" He glanced at the others. The blonde perked up, "Oh right, we gotta start looking!!" Kia exclaimed, almost forgetting.

Nessa sighed, "Do we have to?" He was never fond of school…

Redhead nodded, "Faster we do this, the faster we get to leave," Nessa rolled his eyes but obeyed, "Fiiiiiine..."

Redhead looked back to the school however, nerves getting to him slightly, "At least, hopefully…" The brown boy placed a hand on his shoulder, "Definitely," he said with such certainty.

"Besides," Kia piped up, "At least we aren't in the girls uniform," He shuddered at the thought, the other three also thanking their lucky stars.

For yes these four 'boys' coming to Ouran were no boys at all! They were born female and female they still were! Wearing the boys uniform was to help hide their identity after all!

Plus the girls uniform was just hideous; I mean really?? That color! And those sleeve! Ugh what girl in their right mind would even wear that!?

"Kay then," The boy with Jay smiled, "We'll see you later!" He waved, Tap-Lan carrying them off towards their own school. The 'boys' waved back, "Bye Jay! Shiloh!" They yelled until they could see no more of them. Nessa turned back to the school, eyeing it carefully.

"Sooooo….where do we go?" She asked, turning to the apparent leader of the group. The redhead frowned, unsure of herself, "Um...I guess the main lounge or meeting room...or the principal office? We have to meet the head of the school there,"

Kia shrugged, pushing up her glasses, "Beats me...probably should start walking though," She suggested. Nessa began jogging on the spot, itching to run, "Yeah! Don't wait around then!"

The redhead laughed nervously, "Alright then let's go," She stated walking ahead, the others following suite. Perhaps a kind student will show them the way if they get lost…

"Hey," Everyone turned to see Blue Shades pointing in a direction, "I think it's this way," He suggested, walking ahead.

Then again, they did have their ninja so they should be fine…

Nessa unable to go so slow anymore, began to jog past Shadow and down the hall, "C'mon, guys! Pick up the pace why don't cha??" She demanded. Kia quickly yelled in accusation, "HEY!!I thought we weren't allowed to run?!" She cried out, speeding up to catch her.

"I'm not running, I'm jogging!" Nessa protested. Kia ignored her, "That still counts slaggit!" She swore.

"Doesn't~~!"

"Does!!"

"Not times infinity!"

"Is too times Chuck No—OW!" Kia cried out in pain, as did Nessa. The high ponytail had already caught up with them and their ears which she held painfully in her hands, "Enough you two!" She growled, dragging them off to the principal's office.

"GAH NOT THE EARS!" Nessa wailed, "IT HURTS! IT HURTS!" Cried Kia. The redhead sighed, glad for the two to had stopped arguing; yes they were rivals but still!

She looked up at the halls of the school, not noticing a tall and incredibly handsome 3rd year looking at them curiously, "Hope our first day goes well…" She prayed.


~*~*~*~Later, after one magical transport to the head's office~*~*~*~


"So..." Began the midnight hair, "Did anyone else think the chairman was a little....?"

"Nuts? Totally," Came Nessa's reply.

Kia was next, "Freaky? Yes..."

"All of the above? Agreed." Came the last reply. High ponytail sighed, "Good so it wasn't just me," She glanced down at the map they were so kindly given by the secretary, which for some reason, had a number scrawled on it, "Well this says that you two have to go down that way to your class while we two have to go that way." She concluded.

Kia began to panic, "Wait...we ain't all together?! What if some guys hits on me?!" She wailed. Nessa gave her a pointed look and stared at her clothes. Kia gazed down at herself confused before realizing she was wearing boy clothes, "Oh right...guys at the moment...my bad." She grinned sheepishly.

Nessa shook her head, "How'd you mess that one up?" She teased. Kia just glared back, "Shut up, I am still a girl by nature..." She pouted.

Their leader just looked around, "If anything you have to worry about the girls here...considering we're dressed up as guys, I would be careful." Ponytail rolled her eyes at her paranoia, "Come on, I'm sure they aren't that bad…"

"Still!"

Nessa waved her off, "No worries! Careful is my middle name, boss!" She grinned.

"At any rate you two have to go that way and us this way..." The brown girl stated once more, "Just please don't kill each other OR blow our cover on the first day alright?" she asked, "Also don't lose your transmitters otherwise you won't be able to understand what their saying…" She warned.

"Hey we aren't that bad!" Kia huffed. "Yeah we'll try our best!" Nessa agreed.

"That's what I'm afraid of…"

"I heard that!" Kia blew a raspberry before sprinting off to class, "See you guys after then!"  Nessa quickly followed her, turning around to wave, "See ya later, amigos!"

And with that our four foreigners became two; the redhead and the brown girl turned to each other ready to continue; "So, shall we head off then?"

"Yup!" The darker of the two led the way, "Its right down this hall 'Makoto'." She grinned, mirroring her friend, "Sure thing Shadow."

Now that our girls-pretending-to-be-boys have split, let us check up what's happening in the 1st years' classroom….

Everyone was pretty much up and about, chatting to their friends about the latest gossip and the cutest girls around. In the midst of it sat the Hiitachi twins, sitting in their respective seats, Haruhi stuck in the middle of two bored troublemakers.

Just then the doors to their classroom opened and walking in were two new faces no one had ever seen. Both boys were kind of on the short side; in fact the blonde was probably just smaller than Haruhi. He wore glasses and gazed around at the new faces. His friend had raven hair tied back and a blue band in his hair. He too gazed around but more so at the walls.

"…Is this room pink or am I seeing things?"

The twins took a good look at them, feeling curious, "New students?" They said together. Haruhi, who had been going over notes, looked up to see, "I suppose so...they're probably the foreigners Kyoya was talking about the other day." She informed.

"Look like foreigners." Hikaru mocked, "Yeah…" his brother added in.

Kia took no real notice of the others before finding what she was looking for, "I see spots waaaaaay over there...by that one boy." She nodded at the small brunette between two twins, "Let's go sit there!" She stated, dragging Nessa along after her.

"Why are you dragging me along?? You know I don't like that!" Nessa frowned, although letting herself be dragged nonetheless.

"Too bad; Aura's not here and I don't want to sit by myself here," Kia said, sitting herself down behind the brunette while Nessa reluctantly sat next to her.

"Baby,"

"Jerk,"

"Wimp,"

"Fragger,"


"Doesn't sound like you two are close, do they Hikaru?" Kaoru grinned, turning around to face them, "Nope, doesn't sound like it at all Kaoru," Hikaru agreed, wearing a similar grin.

Nessa and Kia, having their transmitters, quickly faced them, "With him? Never..." The blonde swore.

"We refuse!" Stated the raven haired.

"With a passion!!" They declared loudly, turning back to glare at each other.

The twins, unsure how to react, simply opted out to stare. Haruhi, not wanting them to see everyone like the twins as rude, turned around to face them too, "Um, hello," She began, "Are you two new students here?" She asked, although it was obvious.

The blonde broke off the glare and gave her a small smile, "Oh, hello! Yeah, we're new here; I'm Kia and this is Nessa." He introduced. Nessa gave a small wave, "Hey, dude; sup?" He greeted.

Haruhi couldn't really help herself, "Nessa? Kia? Those are some strange names…" She trailed off. Nessa shrugged, not caring, "We're foreign; we're allowed to."

"Dude?" Hikaru questioned.

"'Sup?" Kaoru wondered.

"Yup; definitely foreigners..." They sighed.

The raven haired sat back in his seat, arm crossed behind her head, "Slag right! And you better remember it!" He grinned deviously. Kia nodded, giving them an equally devious grin, "Yeah yeah, what he said."

Haruhi grinned nervously, "I see you guys are a rambunctious duo." The twins teased. Nessa bit back a laugh, "PFFT! I prefer the term 'eccentric'," He nodded.

Kia glanced his way, "More like stupid..." He rolled his eyes before getting kicked, "OW!! Nessa!" He yelped.

Haruhi chose to ignore that, "Okaaaaay..." Before smiling, "I'm Haruhi by the way,"

"Again: Hey, dude," Nessa repeated. The twins spoke at the same time, "Name's Hikaru and Kaoru, the Hittachi Twins," They exclaimed, standing up to bow, "A pleasure to meet your acquaintances,"

Then, hats appeared in their hands and they placed them on their heads, "Now let's place the Which is Hikaru and Kaoru Game!" They exclaimed together, "Can you foreigners guess who is who~?" They teased, causing a lot of the girls to squeal for some reason.

Kia furrowed her brow, "Dude we just met you and you what us to tell you apart??" Haruhi just sighed, "There's no point in reasoning with them Kia; trust me," She shook her head.

Nessa however, sat forward leaning on the desk, and rubbed his chin, "Alright…you're you," she pointed, "and you are you. There, solved," He stated, going back to his initial position. The twins just stared before exclaiming:

"That's not how you play!!!!"

"Of course it is," Kia explained, "By saying that, you can be whoever you what to be and you can't say he's wrong because everyone is themselves either way," Kia explained.

"Yeah that," Nessa added, "And I'm never wrong,"

The two just stared at each other in shock. Haruhi was quite impressed, "I think that's the first time those two have ever been speechless; Nice work," She congratulated.

Kia then noticed all the girls staring at them, "Why are they staring?" He suddenly asked, self conscious. Nessa groaned, head hitting the desk, "Dude, you've blown it," he said in English gravely.

Kia growled, "ME!? How did I blow it!?"

"You're acting WEIRD."


"I AM NOT!" Kia yelled at his counterpart, surprising Haruhi, considering she didn't know English very well to wonder what they were talking about.

"Are too," Nessa waved, causing the blonde to steam more. Haruhi, trying to keep the peace, quickly held up her hands as the twins sat quietly down, "Guys please, you'll get in trouble with the teacher!"

Nessa looked down, "Y'mean the one on the floor?" he pointed.

Sure enough, a teacher WAS on the floor, although barely conscious, "Heeeeey claaaaassss...." he hiccupped.

Everyone stared. "…Is he drunk?" Kia stared.

The twins nodded in agreement, "Yup, he totally is," They snickered.

Haruhi just sighed, "Ehehehe…"

So thereafter the teacher was fired and the class went on with him normally...except with a lot of silly string; for this is Ouran Academy and silly string was truly very common!

So we'll move on because that's boring; you didn't come here to read about silly string now did you?

So forward we march; TO THE EXCITING SECOND YEAR CLASS WHERE OUR OTHER SET OF FOREIGNERS ARRIVE!

….During the next chapter of course~!
Summary: New students are coming to the school; from AMERICA?! What's their story? And what aren't they telling...?

I just realieze not a lot of you might know what Ouran Host Club is; you don't have to know it, but I highly recommend watching it cause it's pretty funny :XD:

BUT ANYWAY! CHAPTER 1! :dummy:

Also I must warn you these are the ones here because I just sort of know they better in the sense that I can get into their heads a bit better ^^;

And I'm totally think of writing short side stories on the side so HAPPY FAAAAAACE! :iconiloveitplz:

Hehehe so please enjoy this and kindly comment! :heart:


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kiananuva12's avatar
This is so awesome XD
Seems the TOs arn't use to the hilarity of Ouran High yet:giggle: Well,this shall be fun to watch then B3
Cannot wait to read more;p